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Talk Us Through it, Charlotte
Talk Us Through It, Charlotte
Well I shouldn't've been playin' really
Only there to watch me brother.
My friend fancies his friend, y'know.
Anyway they was a man short.
Stay out on the...

The Slow Man
The Slow Man
The phone rings
But never long enough
For the Slow Man.
By the time
The set's switched on
His favourite programme's over.
His tea grows cold
From cup to...

Billy McBone
Billy McBone
Billy McBone
Had a mind of his own,
Which he mostly kept under his hat.
The teachers all thought
That he couldn't be taught,
But Bill didn't seem to mind that.
...

Scissors
Scissors
Nobody leave the room.
Everyone listen to me.
We had ten pairs of scissors
At half-past two,
And now there's only three.
Seven pairs of scissors
Disappeared from...

Please Mrs Butler
Please Mrs Butler
This boy Derek Drew
Keeps copying my work, Miss.
What shall I do?
Go and sit in the hall, dear.
Go and sit in the sink.
Take your books on the roof, my lamb....