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These poems come from a special recording for the Poetry Archive:

• 1 -
  "Introduction"
  
  
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  2 -
  "Why I Left You"
  
  
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  3 -
  "Please Can I Have a Man"
  
  
• 4 -
  "Your Girlfriend's Thigh"
  
  
• 5 -
  "Her Little Turquoise Scarf"
  
  
• 6 -
  "Her Little Turquoise Dress"
  
  
• 7 -
  "Her Little Turquoise Breasts"
  
  
• 8 -
  "A Day in the Life of Your Suitcase"
  
  
• 9 -
  "I Know I Ought to Love You"
  
  
• 10 -
  "The World's Entire Wasp Population"
  
  
• 11 -
  "The Man Who Looks for Waterfalls"
  
  
• 12 -
  "When He Follows Me into the Café Looking Nervous"
  
  
• 13 -
  "The Waterfall Man"
  
  
• 14 -
  "I Will Be Arriving Next Thursday in My Wedding Dress"
  
  
• 15 -
  "Fun"
  
  
• 16 -
  "Tulips"
  
  
• 17 -
  "Vaseline"
  
  
• 18 -
  "Moon"
  
  
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  19 -
  "Stars"
  
  
• 20 -
  "Songbirds"
  
  
• 21 -
  "Budgie"
  
  
• 22 -
  "Galloping Alopecia"
  
  
• 23 -
  "The Room"
  
  
• 24 -
  "The Angel with Large Hands"
  
  
• 25 -
  "Sky"
  
  
• 26 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Distant Mountain"
  
  
• 27 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Doll"
  
  
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  28 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Dress"
  
  
• 29 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Flower Arrangement"
  
  
• 30 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Glass of Water"
  
  
• 31 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Goose"
  
  
• 32 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Holy Mother"
  
  
• 33 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Hook"
  
  
• 34 -
  "Portrait of My Lover's Mouth"
  
  
• 35 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Pearl"
  
  
• 36 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Tutu"
  
  
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  37 -
  "Portrait of My Lover as a Spoon"
  
  
• 38 -
  "I Couldn't Stand the Smell of the Pinks"
  
  
• 39 -
  "Modest Acts of Extreme Slowness"
  
  
• 40 -
  "Sixteen Reasons for Being a Nun"
  
  
• 41 -
  "Snow-white Katarinas"
  
  
• 42 -
  "The Elephant Whose Sturgeon-like Blood"
  
  
• 43 -
  "Nasty Little Moments on Park Benches"
  
  
• 44 -
  "Everything He Touches Turns to Gold"
  
  
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  45 -
  "The Most Beautiful Woman in the History of Lawn Tennis"
  
  
• 46 -
  "Living, Breathing Lumbar Rolls and Wedges"
  
  
• 47 -
  "Flank-Sucker"
  
  
• 48 -
  "Lily Bulbs"
  
  
• 49 -
  "Midnight"
  
  
• 50 -
  "Never Trust a Man Without an Elephant"
  
  
• 51 -
  "Never Be Alone in a Heatwave"
  
  
• 52 -
  "The Quality of My Adoration"
  
  
• 53 -
  "God Bless Lower Alcohol Pina Colada"
  
  

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