What My Mother Said

What my mother said

My mother always used to say,
When I sat sobbing at tea,
"Don't worry my girl, you're gorgeous!
And there's plenty more fish in the sea!"

"Now wave him goodbye, he's far too shallow,
Just trust, you'll have what you wish!"
"Well, thank you so much for your helpful advice.
But I couldn't get off with a fish!"


from Poems with Attitude (Hodder, 2000), copyright © Andrew Fusek Peters and Polly Peters 2000, used by permission of the authors and the publisher

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1Where were the Experts when it came to Kissing?

2What my Mother Said

3Brace Yourself

4Skate Date

5Goldilocks and the Phwoar Boys

6French Verbs

7Unevensong (Sung by the Stupid)

8Bruises Heal

9Remembrance Day

10Under my Skin - Self Harm

11It's All In A Name

12The Nighthawks (After Edward Hopper)

13Slugs And Snails And Puppy Dogs' Tails

14Sugar And Spice And All Things Nice

15Good to Be a Lad

16Perfect Blend

17He and She

18Luv my Bruv

19For Mark

20A Period Costume Drama

21Our Steve

22Just

23The Long Waiting

24The Professor of Philosophy

25Red Ribbon - World Aids Day

26First Drink

27Recipe for Disaster

28Glue

29The Pearls of Primrose Hill

30Bogeyman

31Icarus Sickarus

32The Night Kitchen

33Pressure

34Diagrammatic

35Easy

36Size Matters

37Scritch

38Petal

39Performance Pressure

40On the Radio On the Way Home

41Will

42Nat - The Rollercoaster

43Carl - Afterburn

44Kate - The Heart's Haiku

45Mrs Newbury - One Week After

46Precious Autumn

Books by Andrew Fusek Peters and Polly Peters