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The only confirmed cast member is Ook the Owl, who has been tapped to play the snowy white owl who delivers mail for Harry

Jane Yeh



The only confirmed cast member is Ook the Owl, who has been tapped to play the snowy white owl who delivers mail for Harry

- article on preproduction for the Harry Potter movie, New York Post, August 2000

 Claw up. Claw down. Cut.
 My fine eyes. My fine eyes are - Cut.

 I was fluffed & plucked, like a beauty-pageant winner,
 Between takes. Like a news presenter.
 Could I be a news presenter?

 Rider: 5 rashers bacon. 8-oz. tin mixed nuts.
 2 lbs. rabbit fillets. Assorted drupes.

 Between takes, I did leg-lifts in my trailer.

 If asked what is your most treasured possession, I would say
 The woolly toy Tracy, my personal trainer, gave me when young.
 I learnt to spy it from afar, then swoop down & seize,
 But only on cue. Mr Sheep goes everywhere with me now.

 If I could wake up having gained one ability,
 It would be the capacity for more facial expression.
 It is so tedious to have one's beak set in a permanent frown.

 My greatest talent is impersonation
 To simulate a person's idea of an owl.
 Sadly, I owe my success to typecasting.

 My greatest fear is to be found wanting.

 At the première party, the women were not very clothed.
 It is of advantage to be clad always in feathers.

 I allowed fake friends to pet me.
 My picture was taken several times with the boy.
 I enjoy parties because otherwise I see only Tracy.
 Afterwards, you wonder what the glitter was for.


'The only confirmed cast member is Ook the Owl, who has been tapped to play the snowy white owl who delivers mail for Harry', from Marabou (Carcanet, 2005), © Jane Yeh 2005, used by permission of the author and Carcanet Press.

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