How to Turn Your Teacher Purple!

James Carter


How to Turn Your Teacher Purple!

James Carter


How to Turn Your Teacher Purple!

Heebie Geebie, Hurple Burple
Time To Turn My Teacher. . . PURPLE!

Simply chant this magic spell
soon your teacher looks unwell:
purple cheeks and purple nose
purpleness from head to toes

Feed her beetroot every hour
see her fill with purple power
bloomin’ like a purple flower
how she’ll scream
when in the shower!!!


from How to Turn Your Teacher Purple and Other Sizzling Science Poems (A&C Black, 2011), © James Carter 2011, used by permission of the author